Welcome to ScapeGoat Ink!


All regular T-shirts only $15. Click on any design below for product details.

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For the Irish minded...


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Scapegoat Ink is home of original, funny, drinking t-shirts!


ScapeGoat Ink sells quality original joke T-shirts for drinkers. Ours are funny t-shirts, drinking t-shirts, and in some cases offensive t-shirts, but in every example, ScapeGoat Ink makes original t-shirts—which is more than our competition can say. From the booze-addled minds that brought you Liverstrong and revived 23 Skiddoo, ScapeGoat Ink presents, for your viewing pleasure, our entire line of alcohol t-shirts.


Free t-shirts…

Prove you are funny and you can win a funny tshirt. It’s that simple. ScapeGoat Ink gives away free t-shirts to whoever makes us laugh the hardest in our regular t-shirt contests. ScapeGoat Ink t-shirts are all Hans “The Goat Man” Gotman approved. Don’t know Hans? He’s the real life “Most Interesting Man in the Room” and the inspiration for ScapeGoat Ink. We don’t sell booze, but we do sell all the beer tshirts that go with it.


Dipso Facto…

If drinking t-shirts weren’t enticing enough, we offer you alcohol-related rants and a drinking team at Dipso Facto, ScapeGoat Ink’s blog. (We thrive on shameless self-promotion.)


Irish T-shirts…

When Irish eyes are smiling, they are looking at ScapeGoat Ink’s St. Patrick’s Day T-shirts. St. Patty’s is our favorite holiday—what other holiday promotes drinking and drinking tshirts like St Patty’s Day? We have an array of original Irish T-shirts ready to handle all the wear and tear of the greatest holiday on the calendar. In addition to our drinking T-shirts, we also offer other hilarious holiday t-shirts.


Chicago tshirts…

If you were wondering: Yes, we are Chicagoans, born and bred to make Chicago tshirts and t-shirts for Chicago. This hopelessly politically corrupt, number-three metropolis is our home. Bears fans, Cubs fans, Sox fans, Bulls fans, and Blackhawk fans all love alcohol and funny t-shirts, nay, funny drinking t-shirts. That’s why we live here. Cheers to you, Chicago!