JOIN THE SCAPEGOAT DRINKING TEAM!
April 1st is the official Opening Day of the 2008 Drinking Season! To broaden our alcohol-blurred horizons, we have established a strict regimen for creative exploration of mixed drinks. We will post and enjoy ONE NEW DRINK A WEEK for 52 weeks straight, beginning the week of April 1, 2008. Subscribe to our blog and become an Official Member of the ScapeGoat Drinking Team.

BOOZE UNIVERSITY
Continue your education in the world of alcohol at our very own Booze U, regularly updated with articles on your favorite subject...booze.

BOOZE REVIEWS
An in-depth look at the love of liquor, the drinking lifestyle and all its parts.

HANS GÖTMAN
The epitome of masculinity, Hans was the inspiration for ScapeGoat Ink and a regular contributor to the expansion of our virtual drinkers hub. If you have a question about anything, send it to AskHans@scapegoatink.com and if Hans deems it answerable, he will post it on his page.

MONTHLY CONTEST
Contribute to the legacy. Send your funny one-liner to contactus@scapegoatink.com with your name and city. We'll post the top submissions and send each month's winner a free T-shirt.